Attention, Eternal Wanderers and Timeless Souls of 4EverMore!
Before you sharpen your wits or don your cloaks of skepticism, please heed this disclaimer: The continents, realms, and locales mentioned within The Immortal Gazette are as real as a dragon's vegan cookbook or a vampire's sunbathing schedule.
In the immortal spirit of fantasy and whimsy, let it be known that the landscapes and territories described are as tangible as a mermaid's pedicure tips. We hereby affirm that our beloved 4EverMore is an exquisitely crafted, entirely fantastical realm residing solely within the labyrinthine corridors of imagination.
The boundaries of 4EverMore, Westbrook, Ebonveil, 4EverDazzle, 4EverImmortal, city of DayWalkers, City of NightStalkers, The City of The Dead, The City of Secrets, The City of Wisdom, The City of Shadows, The Criminal Underground, The Outer World, Dreamland, The City of Gypsies, The City of DreamWalkers, The Red City, The Dark Forest and other enchanting locales located herein exist solely within the delicate fabric of storytelling, and no immortal beings should attempt to purchase real estate or plan vacations to these whimsical domains. See...They ONLY Exist in The World of 4EverMore, OUR World.
So, dear readers, as you immerse yourselves in the satirical wonders of The Immortal Gazette, remember: the continents, realms, and places of 4EverMore are as real as a phoenix's allergy to feathers—purely fantastical and intended solely for the eternal enjoyment of our mythical minds over the course of the last few years.
Happy reading, and may your laughter echo through the hallowed halls of eternal whimsy!
