The Immortal Gazette: BREAKING NEWS - Inexplicable Moustaches Adorn Every Statue in 4EverMore!
Prepare for a rather hairy situation, immortal comrades! Statues across our immortal realm have been mysteriously adorned with an array of flamboyant moustaches. From regal monarchs to majestic beasts, every stone and metal figure now boasts a dazzling display of upper lip foliage.
Reports from the Gemstone Castles confirm that even the solemn stone guardians at the entrance have succumbed to this curious phenomenon, sporting handlebars, walrus curls, and even the occasional Fu Manchu.
Immortal beings are baffled yet amused, flocking to witness the unexpected mustachioed makeover of their immortal monuments. The Witches of Westbrook are muttering incantations to reverse the moustachification spell, while the gossipy gypsies are spinning tales about the statues' secret society meetings now held in disguise.
Stay tuned to The Immortal Gazette for more updates on this hairy situation that has immortal beings scratching their immortal heads in eternal puzzlement!
