The Immortal Gazette: Crow Commotion Unleashed - Feathered Orators Turn Streets Into Sassy Stage Shows!
Brace yourselves, oh immortal wanderers, as an unintended consequence of a mystical mishap has brought a rather snarky twist to the skies of 4EverMore! Witnesses confirm that crows, typically renowned for their ominous caws, have suddenly become eloquent speakers but with a knack for delivering less-than-polite commentary to passersby.
Strollers through the cobbled streets now find themselves unwittingly part of a theatrical performance as crows, perched on lampposts and castle turrets, unleash a barrage of sassy remarks and impromptu critiques. From fashion choices to eternal decisions, nothing seems off-limits for these newfound feathered orators.
The usually stoic immortals have found themselves on the receiving end of avian candor, with some taking offense while others simply chuckle at the crows' audacious choice of words. Meanwhile, the Witches of Westbrook are hastily brewing up spells of etiquette to restore a bit of feathered civility to the avian populace.
Gossipy gypsies, on the other hand, are turning these crow commentaries into cryptic fortunes, claiming that the sassy birds hold the key to unraveling the mysteries of 4EverMore.
Stay tuned to The Immortal Gazette for more updates on this impolite yet oddly amusing turn of events that has immortal beings reconsidering their fashion choices and conversational skills!
