Breaking News on The Immortal Gazette: Moonlit Madness Strikes 4EverMore as Clocks Start Telling Jokes!
In an unprecedented turn of events, the timekeeping devices across 4EverMore have decided to trade their serious demeanor for a bit of comedic relief.
Residents report that the usually stoic clocks have begun chiming in with puns, knock-knock jokes, and witty one-liners at the stroke of every hour.
The Grand Clock Tower in the Gemstone Castle reportedly quipped, "Why did the vampire go to the doctor? Because he was coffin!" causing both confusion and laughter among the immortal populace.
The phenomenon seems to be spreading faster than gossip at a witch's tea party, with sundials casting shade and cracking jokes about shady business.
Immortal beings are finding themselves in stitches every hour on the hour, contemplating the absurdity of timeless humor.
Stay tuned to The Immortal Gazette for the latest updates on this timely case of eternal amusement!
