I'm Rumplestiltskin: The Storytelling Trickster Who Knows No Bounds. Real or Not Real? A Question To Ponder
I’m the one here who likes to stir the pot, light the fuse, and watch it all unravel.
Who is really real? What myth is really real? Me, the Boogeyman, the Kraken... let’s not kid ourselves. The truth is, none of us or those myths can be truly pinned down.
Listen, we all come from the some murky well of legends and myths passed down for years, and whatever dark corner your mind likes to hide in.
Me? I’m Rumplestiltskin. You’ve probably heard of me. Who hasn’t? I’m the one who weaves deals and makes promises that you, my dear, would be foolish to take. Do I really exist? Oh, who knows!
I’m not here for truth or answers, mortal. I’m here to create a little chaos, a little confusion, and a whole lot of fear. It’s what I do best. I’m way more chaotic than my old myth leads you to believe, or ever gave me credit for. Personally, well in my opinion, I am way more fun and devious than those pesky NightStalkers sulking around in my world. Yet these hoity-toity Oh, we are the saviors of light and the world Daywalkers just never give me enough credit either. And the women Daywalkers around here are always pouncing all over me the first chance they get because I hurt their wittle feelings with my masterful verbal thrashings!
Listen, I could be real—after all, I’ve woven myself into so many stories, so many minds, that I might as well be.
Or maybe I’m just a figment of someone’s imagination—like the mortal who wrote my original tale or, hell, maybe I’m just a concoction of Sonia Bloodthorn’s imagination. Queen of 4EverMore. Long live the Queen 👑 blah, blah, blah. Yeah, she came up with and created this rather crazy, chaotic world of 4EverMore and dragged all us immortals into it, willingly or not, here we are. Yeah, fun times, chaos, deception, trickery, power, control... oh, and love—but whatever.
So anyway, who’s to say where the line between myth and reality really lies?
You see, I don’t play by your mortal rules. I don’t need to because I reside in The Immortal World of 4EverMore, in a realm we call 4EverImmortal... get it? We’re all Immortal, and you’re stuck in what we call The Outer World aka The Mortal World.
In 4EverMore, and here at the Immortal Gazette Studio, I’ll pop up whenever I feel like it, causing mischief, turning things upside down, and getting people to make promises they’ll regret. Oh, I love that part.
If you think you can outsmart me, outwit me, or hold your ground? Please, stop. I’ve been spinning webs of deception since before you could even speak.
I’m a trickster, sweetheart. A master of riddles, bargains, and... oh, let’s call them mystical arrangements. You know, like that one deal you made that you thought was harmless, but now? Now, it’s eating you alive from the inside. Ha! You didn’t see that one coming, did you?
And let’s not forget the fear part of my gig. I like a little drama. A little confusion. I’ll have you doubting everything around you—your friends, your allies, even your own reflection. After all, what’s more fun than watching someone unravel because they’re too scared to make the next move?
So, real or not, I’ll always be here—lingering in the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. I don’t care if you believe in me or not. You’ll remember me, either way. Because that’s what I do: I disrupt. I disorient. And I leave a little chaos in my wake. Hey, it is what I do, it just comes naturally.
Now, whether I’m truly real? That’s for you to decide. But remember this, my dear: the moment you start asking the question, you’re already tangled in my web. Enjoy the ride, because it’s going to be a bumpy one around here, and oh, so much fun.
