The Immortal Gazette: BREAKING NEWS: The Great Fake News Frenzy Hits 4EverMore!
Attention, immortal beings and magical denizens of 4EverMore! It appears our beloved realm has been hit by a sudden and rampant influx of fake news, all thanks to a band of mischievous pranksters who’ve taken their shenanigans to a new level. Reports are coming in that these pranksters, armed with enchanted quills and a devilish sense of humor, have been spreading wildly absurd and entirely fabricated stories.
Just today, sources claim that the Witches of Westbrook have launched a new line of spell-infused bath bombs that turn bathwater into instant moonlight—a rumor swiftly debunked when residents discovered their tubs simply fizzled and popped with no magical illumination.
In another shocking twist, rumors circulated that the DayWalkers are planning a grand parade to celebrate their "official" title of Best-Dressed Guardians—complete with a float made of enchanted crystal and live flamingos. This “news” was put to rest after an investigation revealed the flamingos were actually enchanted garden gnomes painted in vibrant hues.
Meanwhile, a startling headline announced that the NightStalkers were organizing a talent show featuring their best "gloom and doom" performances. The truth? The NightStalkers are too busy plotting their next sinister scheme to host talent shows.
Residents are urged to approach any sensational news with a hearty dose of skepticism and a pinch of salt, as these pranksters continue their quest to baffle and amuse. Remember, if it sounds too bizarre to be true, it probably is!
Stay vigilant, keep laughing, and enjoy the chaos these pranksters bring.
